the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear
i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs
its almost midnight you know what that means..
That it’s almost midnight
These are amazing
David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!
i bet this is the color of his sperm.
omfg i just cried